Stop Faking It

I am a big fan of Inc. Magazine, and this month had a great page in their “launch” section. The thing that caught my eye was the headline:  “Stop Faking It” (what? a sex column in a business mag?)Next, was the quote: “If nobody shares they are struggling, nobody will know anybody else is struggling. That results in […]

Pole Dancing

So the Expert and I were at the park today with the kiddos, and after sending James & Stella down the fireman’s pole a few times….the Expert told me to take a whirl down the pole. “Oh no, I can’t.” “Why?” he asked. “I’ve never done it,” and when I see his mouth turn into […]

What’s Next?

As I came down the shoot (ah-hem, chute) on Sunday, heading home from my first 70.3, I was thanking God and telling myself, “Don’t sign up for these shenanigans again.” Well.  Two days later, I decided to get out my credit card, and pay the fee for… 70.3 New Orleans in April 2012. Eeeek!  Like childbirth, I forgot the […]

Saturday Symposium

Well, at least after the last six days of eating everything that hasn’t eaten me…tomorrow… it gets better. My face (and rear) are rapidly expanding to account for the 1,000,000 calories I have eaten over the past week.  We are waking up in the morning, going to the store and buying nothing but happy, healthy […]

70.3 Piggy

I am sitting here, lamenting about how I am quite fat and lazy this week.  Before you roll your eyes,  let’s discuss what I have eaten since the race.  Seriously.  I will ignore the post-race meal.  But I am putting this out here so I can be adequately shamed. Monday: (Drive home from Miami – this is off […]

IRONMAN 70.3 Miami 2011: The Swim Bike Mom Race Report

As many of you know, I completed my FIRST 70.3 on Sunday, October 30th in Ironman 70.3 Miami. The time limit to be an official half-Ironman was eight hours.  My goal: finish in under 8 hours, and alive. My official time was 7:15:24, and I couldn’t be happier. Especially considering that my run was so […]