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Fat Baby Carrots

I hate fat baby carrots. 

When I buy a bag of baby carrots, I want it to be full of the teeny ones, or at the most, the ones that are the size of a chunky Crayola.  Today I opened a bag of organic carrots from Publix, and those darn things were baby tree trunks.  Does that make me a hypocrite?  That I don’t like fat carrots?  I’m a carrot sizest.

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