I hate fat baby carrots.
When I buy a bag of baby carrots, I want it to be full of the teeny ones, or at the most, the ones that are the size of a chunky Crayola. Today I opened a bag of organic carrots from Publix, and those darn things were baby tree trunks. Does that make me a hypocrite? That I don’t like fat carrots? I’m a carrot sizest.