Coach Monster told me that if I didn’t have a wetsuit, that I better get one.  I knew this day would come.  I have dreaded it.

The Expert and the kids were watching Jumanji, and I was browsing wetsuits online.  Out of the blue, I piped up and told the Expert, “You know, I think I’m going to have to get a men’s wetsuit.”

He looked at me.

I continued, “Because the women’s sizes are going to be too small, I think.”

He laughed.

“You know, that’s something I never would have thought I’d hear come out of your mouth. ‘I think I’m going to need a men’s wetsuit.'”

I laughed.  He said, “I mean, we get married and I don’t anticipate some things you say. But that statement alone takes the cake.”

Yeah.  I guess he’s right.   But I imagine it won’t be the first weird thing I say doing triathlon.   Phrases like: “I can’t feel my legs” and “are there sharks in this water?” immediately come to mind.

Good swim workout today.
Happy Hump day, ya’ll!

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