Coach Monster told me that if I didn’t have a wetsuit, that I better get one. I knew this day would come. I have dreaded it.
The Expert and the kids were watching Jumanji, and I was browsing wetsuits online. Out of the blue, I piped up and told the Expert, “You know, I think I’m going to have to get a men’s wetsuit.”
He looked at me.
I continued, “Because the women’s sizes are going to be too small, I think.”
He laughed.
“You know, that’s something I never would have thought I’d hear come out of your mouth. ‘I think I’m going to need a men’s wetsuit.'”
I laughed. He said, “I mean, we get married and I don’t anticipate some things you say. But that statement alone takes the cake.”
Yeah. I guess he’s right. But I imagine it won’t be the first weird thing I say doing triathlon. Phrases like: “I can’t feel my legs” and “are there sharks in this water?” immediately come to mind.
Good swim workout today.
Happy Hump day, ya’ll!