I Must Scurry.

I am enjoying recovery day.  Last night, I did email Coach Monster about whether or not I should succumb to the 9.3 mile torture that is sure to ensue this weekend at the Red Top Roaster trail run. The convo went something like this:Me:          Saturday’s run is a 9.3 trail run […]

Waterlogged

3500m in the pool tonight.  Even though I am now showered, in jammies, and staring longingly at the nightnight room, I think someone could pick me up and wring water out of me.  (If someone can actually pick me up and wring me out, then I might really be on to something – something truly marketable…) […]

Time to Vote for the Winner!

Here they are, the top ten reader–submitted photos in the Uglies Ugliest Race Photos contest. The caption above each photo was submitted along with the photo. You can vote for your favorites, below!  Top Ten Folks: You each get a little swag: choice of Swim Bike Mom (or Swim Bike Dad, if you are dudely) water bottle or t-shirt. […]

Super Sunday

Today. Was. Awesome. 1)  My girl, Charlie, finished her first 70.3!  And not only, that – she smoked it.   Look for her race report soon!  Go, Charlie! 2)  I met one of my super de duper Swim Bike Mom friends at Silver Comet today during a ride.  Funny thing is that we’ve never met […]

Still a Big Fat Sissy

Eleven mile run completed today.  Whoop. During the run, I made the 5.5 mile turnaround, and saw a dad and son running towards me.  I seem to remember seeing them last week.  The remarkable thing about these two guys: they were both very heavy, big dudes.   The dad was pushing 350, and the son, […]

Race Report: Robyn Does 70.3

As you know, Swim Bike Mom features awesome folks and their race experiences in the form of official guest posts.  The below post is from Robyn, who just finished her first 70.3 (ah-hem – that would be a Half-IRONMAN!)  Go Robyn!!! I hope I can have the same celebration in fifteen weeks!  You are an […]

GU (Goo)

Check it out.  No, I am not giving this way (you wish).  But I did the math and figured this was the number of GU and Shot Bloks that the Expert and I will need from now until Miami.  Crazy.  If you look at it, all in one place, it’s scary. The nuun was just […]

Final Days of Beautiful Triathletes with Ugly Photos

The submit your ugly race photos in order to win the Uglies swimsuit and other gear is coming to a close. Details on the suit:  click here.Again, I realize many of you have no need for a women’s swimsuit (or one of this size), so I am giving away other gear too. The top ten “ugliest” race photos will get a […]

Friday Fun Things

Friday Fun Things: 1)  I went to Arby’s this morning after spin (I know, bad… short on time, short on patience). I tried to order something reasonable. Plain wrap with egg, coffee. (Yes, non-vegan, I know).  So I order that.  Plain.  I ask if they have salsa (they do not, FYI).  So what comes to […]