Coach Monster put 8 miles on my run schedule for tomorrow.
Which begs the questions:
1) WHO (surely he didn’t mean me running 8 miles tomorrow….)
2) WHAT?!?!
3) WHEN am I going to find that “extra” two hours to run (yes, it will take me at least 2 hours…I’m slow, people… where have you been?); and
4) WHERE exactly will I end up after this run (a ditch? a hospital? the morgue?)
Boy, if I’ve ever needed Eminem to pull me through… 8 miles. When the most I’ve run in the recent month since St. Anthony’s has been four. Okay, so only double that. Coach Monster has lost his mind.
But yes, ladies and gents. Swim Bike Mom went to the gym today and did a two mile run, plus a 1700m swim. I ran out of time, or I would have squeezed out another mile on the run and another 300m.
Time management is going to be the trick to all of this (well, not the trick – one of the the tricks)…